Alucard, from the way that you're looming, I assume that you have never had sex before.
(there's a knowing smile as he looks up, maybe even a little coyly as he flips the page. my, my, this was a very saucy one even. he's a little endeared that he'd even have it, if he can be frank.)
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(there's a knowing smile as he looks up, maybe even a little coyly as he flips the page. my, my, this was a very saucy one even. he's a little endeared that he'd even have it, if he can be frank.)